3/8/11

Things I Said To Taylor During NEVER SAY NEVER

  1. Ugh. Justin Bieber sucks. I can't believe I'm seeing this.
  2. It's starting. Wait, I don't know any of his songs. 
  3. OMG! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
  4. Wait, can you pour me some beer?
  5. Taylor, I found a great way to cool our beer. Go get me some ice from the concession stand.
  6. And I was like Baby, baby, baby, NOOO!
  7. Do I look good in purple?
  8. Oh my God. He was the cutest baby ever.
  9. I wish I could go back in time and be a teen mom to Justin Bieber."
  10. If my son is not like Justin Bieber, I'll be so pissed.
  11. I just want to rock him! No! Not like that. Like a baby.
  12. Oh no. His vocal cords. I'm so upset.
  13. His grampa! I'M CRYING TAYLOR!!!
  14. Look at Justin. He's working so hard to attain the affection of his absentee father.
  15. Why? Why didn't we go to this concert at MSG?
  16. That fat fan will never marry Justin Bieber. She needs to get used to a life of disappointment. Girl ugly.
  17. Do you think he wrote One Less Lonely Girl for me?
  18. Jaden Smith is so cute. But probably an asshole. And a Scientologist.
  19. BIEBER FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!
  20. I will never say never  again. I'm going to start volunteering."
    Best. Movie. Ever.

    11 comments:

    1. Ha I love your tags.

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    2. I WILL NEVER SAY NEVER! I WILL FIGHT TILL FOREVER!

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    3. you just lost a frequent reader

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    4. ANON,

      Greg, I know this is you.

      Come for the "writing", stay for the Bieber.

      I also like indie music!

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    5. I have no words. No one is forced to go see the Bieber movie.

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    6. One of your funnier ones lately! Gld to see u lighten up.

      K

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    7. this post had me laughing for for at least 5 minutes. amazing. i am going to show this to my friend as a way to convince her we do, in fact, NEED to see this movie. she's already told me no 5 times. i hope this convinces her...HA!

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