I never really know what to say without freaking people out.
Many times I wish I could give a number to let them really know how I feel, but how would they know what those numbers meant?
I was perplexed. And a little bit sad.*
Today, it came to me. The perfect scale! Designed by a patient with questionable character and an unsafe sanity level. It's revolutionary! I can see it now, hanging up in hospitals, nursing homes and mental asylums!
The Kelly Bergin Scale O’ PainTM
0- I’m cured!
1- I’m almost cured!
2- I’m sort of cured!
3- The cure is coming!
4- What’s a cure?
7- OH DEAR GOD, THE PAIN.
8- Someone stab me.
9- Am I alive?
*= Ha. Not really. I don't get sad, bitches. No more tears for Bergin in 2010!