Things I Said During DRIVE

(For all of those who haven't seen DRIVE, I suggest you don't. Unless you like blood. And Ryan Gosling's arms.)

1. I heard this was bloody but I'm sure it's not--oh god...
2. Omg. No. No. NO.
3. I don’t get it!
4. Is it? What? Wait.
5. OMG IS THIS OVER YET?”
6. Look at Ryan Gosling’s arms.
7. I DON’T CARE IF YOU DON’T LIKE MEN. ANY ONE COULD APPRECIATE THEM!
8. AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
9. I wish I was watching Never Say Never.
10. He’s about to die. Wait...
11. WHAT! No! JUST NO.
12. Thank God. It’s over.
13. IT’S NOT OVER? THAT’S NOT THE END?
14. This is so bloody! Are there any Junior Mints left?
15. OKAY, that’s the end.
16. I’m buying the soundtrack.
17. And marrying Ryan Gosling...'s arms.
18. Oh. Sorry Kristie.