I just picked up a package at the reception desk at work. It was intended for the creative assistant from many years ago, so I figured it was something work related.
I opened it up to find a card and a gift, beautifully wrapped. The note read:
Dear Gummy Bear,
I really am start to feel like I'm chasing wind in the field. However, there is just something about your distant but pleasant personality that keeps me drawn to you. I hope we can get to know each other better soon.
Happy Birthday, Love Konrad
And there's a really nice gift attached. I am so tempted to open it! WHAT DO I DO?!?! God is totally testing me right now. I swear, am I being filmed for Primtetime or Dateline or something? 'Cos I'm totally about to fail!
And BTW, who the hell uses Gummy Bear as a nickname??
P.S. No more comment moderation. And you don't have to sign in to comment. Just throwing that out there. I don't want your comments, or anything. OK FINE, I HUNGER FOR THEM!