3/11/10

This is one of the people I call my best friend.

Genevieve: dude i have such a bad stomachache. I accidentally put in one of those packets that come in new purses/shoes that say "do not eat"...in my coffee
Me: HAHAHAH
Genevieve: Cause it was in my new bag with all my sugar packets!!
Me: Omg. How can one person be so dumb??
Genevieve: I think I'm dying!
Me: You should def call poison control!!
Genevieve: Dude that shit is poison! OMG, I'm sitting in class, I don't feel so good. I drank at least 1/3 of the coffee...no like 1/4...and I put the packets back in my bag because i was sitting in class and i just looked at them cause i was wondering why it tasted wierd
DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO DIE????
Me: Hmm...yes.
Genevieve: I'm going to go make myself throw up. Be right back.
Me: Oh Jesus.

6 comments:

  1. UGH I seriously had the WORST stomachache! And so so thirsty, I think that's a side effect of eating that stuff. Seriously, my thirst is INSATIABLE! I'm in class, I just chugged my water bottle and am currently licking the condensation off the side. I'm going to try to make myself cry so I can drink my tears.

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  2. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I thought this story was going to have something to do with lactaids, so glad it didn't.

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