2) You wear last season's black boots and forget that they had holes in them. On the one day it rains in weeks.
3) You attempt to get up to go to the gym in the morning, but in a half stupor/sleep, you shut off the alarm and wake up at 8:47.
4) Your new coworker asks if you have cats. In complete seriousness.
5) You wear your new black leather jacket outside in the rain, without an umbrella, and ruin it.
6) You eat a mini 3 Muskeeteers bar for lunch and call it a diet.
7) Your paycheck fails to deposit itself and you overdraft because you spend 10 dollars on dinner.
8) Your immune system is so low that you get the flu shot and immediately get a version of the flu that you name Flu Jr.