Things I Wrote That I Do Not Hate
In Which I Die Alone Due To Awkwardness
Me, at gas station trying to figure out how to screw the cap on:
AGH, I HATE MYSELF!!
(Spots guy with dog)
HEY, GUY WITH DOG!
Guy with Dog:
Can you come over here and help me? I will hold your dog.
Guy fixes car nozzle in twelve seconds
Ha, I guess I'm not good with cars, I just moved from New York..
I love New York, my dog's named Brooklyn.
Me, thinking this is true love:
Oh my god, that's so cute.
Where you headed now?
Me, thinking about to get murdered:
Oh, um, to look at apartments.
Good luck, that's always hard...(launches into adorable story)
Me, flustered by his cuteness:
Me, in one breath:
Yes, you too. Enjoy your day.
Enjoy your dog! Bye!