12/17/09

things i've said today due to hangover

1) i’m dying

2) i’m dead

3) i think i’m not alive

4) someone help me

5) someone shoot me

6) i hate christmas

7) this hangover is jesus’ fault

8) stop telling me to stop blaming jesus

9) kill me.

10) i’m gonna puke.

10 comments:

  1. you are my favorite person.

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  2. don't feel bad for you. quit drinking too much! dummy.

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  3. i don't have to drink too much to get a really bad hangover. i drink two beers and get one!

    but yeah, last night i drank a shitload. company holiday party! and after party! with free drinks! i feel like i have to get extra drunk when they're free!

    good thing everyone likes me.

    for now.

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  4. Ugh I'm about to do the same thing at work right now- i want to die from my hangover and i'm blaming jesus- its his fault he was born and thus spawned all these holiday parties.

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  5. BLASPHEMERS ALL OF YOU.
    Instead of BLAMING Jesus, I THANK Him (notice the capital 'h') for the many blessings associated with His birth, such as the movie "A Muppet Christmas Carol", spiked eggnog, and N'Sync's Christmas album.
    Oh, and the North Pole.

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